Am I a fruit bat or vampire?

just lately ive been eating lots more fruit and drinking loads of juice ive got crooked teeth as well I think im becoming addicted

Am I a fruit bat or vampire?
not a fruit bat...but maybe a fruitcake.
Reply:Vampires aren't real!
Reply:You are a nut.
Reply:Probably both depending on the time of day.
Reply:lets hope you are not a fruity vampire
Reply:u peeps from diff countrys are wierd
Reply:Fruit goes really well with cheese, which is a good source of calcium. Crooked teeth can be straightened now without metal braces. Unless you're in a cave, 2 minutes ago the sun was shining. Sorry, not a vampire. IF you are a bat, you're very articulate.


I've never heard of anyone suffering from fruit abuse. Addiction to fruit is alot better than addicted to some of the other things around us.





I'll vote for the articulated fruit bat.
Reply:The symptoms you describe make you a fruit vampire. I'm sorry to say, you will never be HUMAN again. Don't go biting people. Not even an apple !!!! I warned you !!!
Reply:oh no, not the dreaded fruit addiction!
Reply:Did you ever consider that you should see a dentist about your teeth and not try to blame it on being a fruit cake....ooops I mean fruit bat.
Reply:Fruit bat, defo
Reply:its Normal
Reply:fruit bat!
Reply:And can you fly, cuz?



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