Can vampires get AIDS?

Are there tooth condoms for the vampires? Can they pass it on? What do they tell their multiple wives? How about herpes, gonnereah, and other STDs? Or are they immuned because they are already "dead"? Does it mutate in their blood? What about lesbian vampires? Do they get turned on when they have their periods?

Can vampires get AIDS?
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You reminded of this book I read many years ago, there is an interesting section in the book about what happens to vampires when thry ingest bad blood. This is a good book, read it if you dare!
Reply:Even if they do, it doesnt matter cuz they won't die anyway.
Reply:can there actually be vampires?
Reply:they re dead





they carry disease yes however they dont CONTRACT disease





they are dead already
Reply:i dont think there are vampires
Reply:no//they r already dead.......no//do u think they get colds or tooth aches//of course not//
Reply:you are so GAY!
Reply:y are u so concerned about vampires?


are u the one?
Reply:Back to back, belly to belly, they don't give a damn because they're dead already.





These are actual lyrics to a song about zombies, I suppose it fits for vampires too.
Reply:No, because they don't exist. People who think they're vampires CAN get AIDS, however.
Reply:I think vampires can tell when blood is bad, sort of the way we can smell sour milk or chicken that is too old. We wouldnt drink the sour milk just as they wouldnt feast on diseased blood. Vampires are said to be a very sophisticated, clean breed, thus they would most certainly stay away from blood that is not so.
Reply:I don't know. But the next time you see one why don't you ask.
Reply:no they are already dead, their organs do not function, therefore the virus cannot survive
Reply:You need to quit reading fairy tales.
Reply:They are always looking for blood so I guess they don't have any so how can they get infected?
Reply:Can ghosts catch a cold?



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