Am I a.....?

vampire? It sounds a little weird but I have four very pointy teeth. My top two pointy teeth are right above my bottom two . The top are the longest of my teeth and my bottom are the second. When I bleed I suck up the blood. It tastes good actually. It's a little odd, but I also tend to chew on paper because it feels good on my teeth. Does this make me a real vampire or am I just weird?

Am I a.....?
I think it just means you like the taste of blood, which, isn't uncommon...one of my canines is sharper then the other, just the way my mouth is I suppose so uncommonly pointy teeth is pretty normal too, and personally...I prefer pen caps to paper, but nothing odd there. ;)


Just means you're an interesting person.
Reply:No, you're just weird. Really weird. Actually, I think I'll go get a restraining order.
Reply:i think you are looking too much into it.
Reply:no need to worry! ur just weird! congrats! (with all due respect to you btw)
Reply:Vampires aren't real sweetie. Well that is my opinion. Sorry but your not a vampire... Your a weirdo....Like Me! lol Take Care [[N]] God Bless
Reply:no you are not a vampire just weird like myself because suck up my blood when i get cut and i love chewing on paper my favorite is straw paper wrap
Reply:No you are not a Vampire. I have a Friend who has teeth such as those which you have explained. My mom when she was younger liked the taste of her blood, and tons of people like to chew on paper. In conclusion you are not a Vampire and Weavile rules.
Reply:If you were a vampire, you'd be coming out only at night, very pale, and biting people in the neck. Sorry, weirdo.
Reply:Your a vampire!!! OMFG! A real live vampire! (Btw, your looking way to much into it. A lot of people have sharp teeth. In your fantiseys you can be a vampire. I mean i think im a unicorn. Becuz i like ponies.)
Reply:Those 4 pointy teeth are called canine teeth.


Perfectly normal.


Although you may have an obsessive disorder...
Reply:Your not a vampire. You do however need:


#1 a dentist to fix your pointy teeth.


#2 a psychatrist (for obvious reasons)
Reply:no....you just have issues........lots of issues.
Reply:no your just wierd.


everyone is different and weird in their own way.
Reply:well when garlic and sunlight starts burning it's time to become a trasylvnian citizen or wear long black capes and try the bat thing ^_^...





nah I don't think you're a vampire, a little excentric but who isn't? lol...





teeth, an interesting palate, and paper chewing doth not a vampire make. ^_^
Reply:that would make me a vampire too then... and no you are just weird. chewing paper? did you know they came up with something called chewing gum? you can buy it in the store for 99 cents
Reply:Chewing on paper makes you a dog.


No you are not a vampire.


are you breath taking?


do you burn in the light of the sun?


I didn't think so.





you have hematodipsia. like me.





(except i am beautiful, *im not trying to be conceited* and I do burn in the sunlight, just not to death.)
Reply:Any thoughts of seeking professional help on these issues?
Reply:i don't think you're a real vampire but it sounds like you have a real good shot at getting a film role as one (sounds like they'd save some money on special f/x teeth).





There are groups out there who consider themselves vampires if thats what you're into (I don't think in the gore sense of it all though)i think its more like a game but hey if vampires interest you just find the right people to share that interest with you.
Reply:No you are not.





My friend Pandora however is.





do you have these things in common:


burn in the sunlight


are gorgeous


sleep during the day in a light proof room


have an extreme fear of fire








???


didn't think so.
Reply:Well, first off, are you a vegetarian or vegan of some sort, because if you don't eat any form of meat then ones teeth tend to become sharp, because the meat actually tends to wear down the sharpness of a person's teeth. And the paper thing is just kind of weird..





As for the blood thing, a lot of people tend to do that, it's weird, but fairly common. Unless, that is, if you do this because you yourself lack certain protiens conaitned in blood and so drink it...but I don't think you do since you're drink your own blood.





So no, I don't think you are a real vampire. Vampires age much more slowly than normal humans, they have heightened senses, they shy away from most foods that lack even a hint of blood (most of the time), and their fangs are at their sharpest when their about to consume a person's life force (aka their blood) in other acounts, they absorb a human's strength through their hands...





If you display any of these traits then you would have plausible reasons to believe that you might be a vampire. But, for now, you are probably still human.
Reply:I think you're just overly-hopeful. Kami-sama knows I'd love to be a vampire. Almost as much as I'd love to be a werewolf. Werewolves are great...XDD That's not sarcasm, by the way.





Pointy teeth is perfectly fine, and tons of people chew on paper. Vampires wouldn't drink their own blood, though. It'd be 'stale'. They would go for a mortal's, a human's, because their blood is fresh and clean. Once they start drinking, though, they usually can't stop. So if you ever drain yourself entirely of your own blood, then we'll look more into it, okay? They also age much, much slower than humans; some legends depict them as immortal; and they have inhuman beauty.





They can't go out into the sun; legend says its because they'll burn. Legend also tells us they sleep in coffins, and can't go near garlic or wooden crosses, and a wooden stake through the heart will kill them.





Logically, let's cross out the coffins and garlic; and wouldn't a stake through the heart kill anyone? It's a first for me, thinking logically.....I don't think I like it...





Anywho, I've heard that the vampire myth came about because of a flu spread about many years ago; it made its victims have convulsions or seizures, and they would sometimes bite their lips and froth at the mouth, and the blood and froth mixed, making it look like their mouth was covered in blood; bright lights hurt their eyes, so they stayed out of the sun and came out and about during the night making themselves look pale and sullen, which led to the aversion to mirrors.





That's what science says. What do I say? Vampires have tucked themselves away in an uninhabited part of the world 'cause man chased them away.





Wow...this is one of my most unintelligent answers ever ...Gomenasai...





~Taisi
Reply:You could be a vampire but the symptoms you describe also indicate you could be a werewolf. Both species have a common ancestory.





Go look at yourself in the mirror. If you can see your own reflection then you are not a vampire.
Reply:Miss Berry Free,


Those sharp teeth are your K9 teeth. May people have very pronounced K9's. Thur years of getting scratches. abrasions and cuts, I have sucked on the wound,for various reasons. Such as to relive the pain and to "draw out" any toxins that maybe there.


This is the same as a dog licking its wounds. I have tasted blood and I am just as weird as you when it comes to the taste of it. Ever have a bloody nose and tasted it as the blood flowed down your throat as you held your head back to stop the bleeding? By no means do I deliberately do any thing in order to taste blood, but it dose have a unique taste.


As far as chewing paper........Doing so is one way to remove plague and tartar from the teeth. In history,before the toothbrush and floss, many of items were "gnawed" on in order to help keep the teeth clean and healthy. If your teeth feel good when you do this then I would say that your teeth are thanking you. Always listen to your body in stead of the mind (ego) first. You are not weird nor are you a vampire.


Peace and LOVE be with you :):):) GLoW
Reply:No weird Berry,





You have a blood disorder and need more vitamins and please see you local dentist to help you with that deformed teeth issue before you poke someones eye out with it.
Reply:Actually it doesn't make you either a vampire or wierd.





The teeth are a not so common characteristic that was at one time used as a way to tell vampires and werewolves from us normal folk. Now it is just another dental condition corrected with cosmetic dental surgery.





The blood sucking is actually quite normal. Most humans,who don't think blood is disgusting, like the taste of their own blood. Not only is is salty and sweet at the same time but there is a certain flavor to it that appeals to most people. If you find yourself craving blood then you might suffer from a mental affliction. Unfortunately I don't have the name for it because I couldn't find it on the web, but I've read about it in abnormal psych.





The last piece of your puzzle is easy. There is a term for it: Sensory Integration. Your eye teeth (fangs) specifically, but all your teeth, are sensitive to pressure. When you chew or bite paper it enlivens the nerves and nerve endings in your teeth and sends sensations to the brain which then relieces chemicals into your blood that register as pleasure.





Hope this helps. You are by no means wierd, and you are not a vampire.
Reply:I do the same things. I actually got everyone in my class chewing the paper and a few of my close friends lciking their own blood and the like. My friends would actually bite eachother everynow and then. Just so you know being bitten by a human is un-fun it hurts like whoah. Nah you aint a vampire or weird I have seen and met a lot of people that do these things. Just most people don't want to admit it. I actually have eaten my sisters business cards before. I actually prefer paper over chewing gum, but if people decide that its weird I say huzzah weirdos we are the overlords and all others most bow before our almighty might huzzah.



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