Christmas dinner jokes?

What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake


Tarzipan !


Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?


No you can have turkey like everyone else !


What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?


My pop is bigger than yours !


Who is never hungry at Christmas ?


The turkey - he's always stuffed !


What bird has wings but cannot fly ?


Roast turkey !


Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?


Your teeth !


We had grandma for Christmas dinner ?


Really, we had turkey !


Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ?


You get tinsel-itus !


What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?


Grave-y !

Christmas dinner jokes?
10/10 well done
Reply:Ho! ho! ho! very good....
Reply:sorry but you are weird
Reply:hahaha those were excellent lol.





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Reply:nice a slap knuckle-bump and star for those
Reply:Mildly funny, after a while though people wouldnt want to sit around you at the Cristmas dinner table.
Reply:Can I please have the last 30 seconds of my life back?

















Just kidding, thanks for trying. :)
Reply:um very good





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wierd


but okai...


i luv em got any more?
Reply:Good job!Those are pretty good jokes....:D
Reply:very funny!
Reply:ha ha ha funny


thanks for a laugh


10/10
Reply:lol very good :) now im hungry.
Reply:Haha. Love it.
Reply:haha brill
Reply:NIce, Rose, made me smile! ))
Reply:Good ones thanks
Reply:And a merry christmas to you.
Reply:omg gives a new meaning to the Christmas dinner. lol
Reply:have you nicked all the jokes out your christmas crackers


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Reply:hehehe, excellentt hun, pmsl





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Reply:These will do for openers. Lol.



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