1. Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.
2. A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
3. Be true to your teeth, or they will be false to you.
4. It's a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed.
5. Gravity, it's always putting everyone down.
6. I need to cut my fingernails before they get too out of hand.
7. His girlfriend wanted him to slow down the car, but he put his foot down.
8. It's true I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub it in my face!
9. Vampires are always looking for their necks victim.
10. Make no bones about it but the ulna has a humerus side to it.
Some Puns for you?
GO! Puggy! GO! GO! Puggy! GO!
GOOOOOOOO PUGGGYYYY!!!!
Reply:Hey, some of these are darned cute!!!
Reply:kinda funny
Reply:I needed that laugh! Thanks!
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Reply:funny ha ha
Reply:I think u 4got 1:
y iz 6 afriad of 7?
because 7 8 9
also
why do bakeries never go bankrupt?
because they are always making dough
Reply:some serious groaning for you
Reply:Here are a few more for your collection
1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your count that votes.
6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
7. If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
8. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you a flat miner
10. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France and resulted in linoleum blown apart
13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
14. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
16. A calendar's days are numbered.
17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
21. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison: a small ,medium at large.
22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
23. When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine .
25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
And I might add, it is better to have loved a short woman than never to have loved a tall.
Reply:little puggy x what else is there to do on friday night except read your little messages via ya x
Reply:Thanks for the laugh !
Reply:Ha ha made me giggle. Thanks for the fun puns!
:-)))
Reply:lmao they are so lame they are funny
Reply:'pun'tastic
good ones.
Reply:lol!! i needed a good laugh this morning. ty
Reply:Here's one that ends in a pun...
When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the town magistrate to come and listen to it.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing."
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