Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Vampire next door?

I think my neighbor might be a vampire. He is real quiet, stays away from people, I never see him leave his apartment during the day, but he goes out at night. The other day I saw him on the elevator drinking some red drink (could easily have been blood). And his teeth are sort of fang-ish.





I went to a costume shop and bought fake fangs. Then I put them on and smiled at him when I saw him. He gave me a weird look. I thought maybe he would talk to me but he didn't.





How can I find out if he really is a vampire and what should I do to protect myself? I've seen enough movies to know that the local police can't help in a situation like this.

Vampire next door?
THEY DONT LIKE SUNLIGHT, SILVER CRUCIFIXS GARLIC HOLY WATER,
Reply:He may be a . Keep your windows closed
Reply:I'm pretty sure that real life Vampires don't go attacking random people. He'll probably leave you alone if you leave him alone.
Reply:Are u kidding me now? And you steal staying next door .it must be a handsome vampire then lol.Anyway if is true run 4 ur life before he bite ya .(lmao)
Reply:Well, it depends how serious he is about all this...if he is drinking real blood, that's not good because you can spread stuff like hiv or aids. But maybe he just likes the lifestyle...I know I love dressing in those cloaks.. ;)
Reply:The police will not help, you live near nephillum or annunaki, human/reptillian hybreds.
Reply:Tsk tsk. There are no such things as vampires and if there are, they will not being paying rent at an apartment in suburbia.



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