Help with puns for english class!??

We are learning about puns in english class and they are very confusing!! A pun compacts two or more ideas within a single word or expression. Here are a few examples of puns so you can get the idea ~





1.) In a shoe store : Come in and have a fit.


2.) In a dentist's office : Always be true to your teeth or one day they will be floss to you.


3.) What's black and white and red allover? a newspaper


4.) naked grizzly : bare bear





Okay, so here are the ones I need help with!!


Midgets travel around the country on the short __________ .


Shoplifters are cursed with the gift of ___________ .


Alimony is the high cost of _____________ .


An igloo is an _________ built for two.


The vampire's favorite part of the highway : The main _______.


raspy throated equine : _______ _________


female sheep utilize : ________ ________





Thanks!! Please no rude answers like "do it yourself" or whatever because I already tried to do it and it's really hard!! Thanks to those people who answer nicely!! =)

Help with puns for english class!??
Midgets travel around the country on the short LINE.


Shoplifters are cursed with the gift of ?


Alimony is the high cost of ?


An igloo is an ? built for two.


The vampire's favorite part of the highway: The main ARTERY


Raspy throated equine ? HOARSE HORSE


Female sheep utilize ? EWES USE





hmmm...I'll edit if I can think of the other ones...
Reply:An igloo is an icicle built for two.


raspy throated equine: hoarse horse





Those are the only ones I can figure out.
Reply:Shoplifters are cursed with the gift of _____grab______ .





The vampire's favorite part of the highway : The main _____artery__.





female sheep utilize : _____ewe's___ _use_





Alimony is the high cost of leaving
Reply:an igloo: icicle


the vampires :artery


raspy throat : hoarse horse


female sheep : ewes use



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