Friday, October 23, 2009

Are Vampires real?

I have long sharp teeth!

Are Vampires real?
yup!





there are vampire bats, but vampire men are just myths or maybe its real.....who knows.........
Reply:nope they are fake
Reply:Vampire bats are
Reply:Yes they are, do you crave the taste of a Bloody Mary???
Reply:The guy I'm going out with swears he is a vampire. And I really like it a lot.
Reply::O





Yah they DO!





My Dog is one!
Reply:so do i...i bite...hard
Reply:no,but some ppl do drink blood,which you ought not do
Reply:Some modern scholars have argued that vampire stories may have been influenced by a rare illness called porphyria. The disease is a blood disorder that disrupts the production of heme. People with extreme but rare cases of this hereditary disease can be so sensitive to sunlight that they can get a sunburn through heavy cloud cover, requiring them to avoid sunlight altogether. However, it should be noted that the idea that vampires are harmed by sunlight derives primarily from the motion picture industry, and is not found in traditional folklore.





Certain forms of porphyria are associated with neurological symptoms, which can create psychiatric disorders. However, suggestions that porphyria sufferers crave the heme in human blood, or that the consumption of blood might ease the symptoms of porphyria, are based on a severe misunderstanding of the disease. There is no evidence to suggest that porphyria had anything to do with the development of vampire folklore.





:) :) :)





But if you wanna really bea vampire you should find someone in your area who plays a RPG :)


http://www.rpggateway.com/Live_Action/Ge...
Reply:i havent seen one.... whenever i see i ll let u know ;)
Reply:yes,%26amp; it can be curable.i turned into one last week,but i took some excedrin %26amp; now im fine. :P
Reply:Yes of course! They wear various disquises but you can tell they are vampires because they are parisites who suck everything they can out out of you.





Other names for vampires are:





politicians


health insurance companies


hospitals


doctors


pharmaceautical companies


Microsoft


oil companies


auto manufacturers


clothing designers


electrical companies


landlords


airlines


fast food companies
Reply:no there not real'but some people do like to taste or drink blood
Reply:Well, I don't think they are real... It is just the idea of sucking that appeals to us wilde humans ;-)
Reply:They exist, but people who tell you they are vampires aren't. True vampires will never reveal their secret to you until it's too late.
Reply:no. unless you are a bat or a mosquito or a tick.There are those that "play"at this game,but it just movie legend.There are also some mental disorders.


Which are you?
Reply:looks like you caught Porphyric Hemophillia. its an actual disease. if you DO wanna be a REAL vampire instead of getting the cure, follow my RPG.
Reply:As a matter of fact they are real, although they are not quite what they have been portrayed in the media. There are 2 main varieties of vampires: sanguine (blood drinking) and energy (psychic). Those that drink blood DO require it as part of their regular diet in order to maintain their strength and health. They are possessed of somewhat greater than normal, physical strength, speed and stamina. They do NOT burst into flame in the sunligh, although they are unusually sensative to is. Holy water and religious symbols do NOT have any real effect on them and some are even quite relgious. They can have unusually long lifespans and some have been documened as having lived longer than 10 generations or more.





As to the psychic variety, they possess much the same traits as their blood drinking counterparts accept that there is no information on the increase in lifespan of this variety, and they tend to be less sensative to light. Also it is possible for someone to be a psychic vamopire and not now it.





Also both varieties have unusually keen senses and tend to react more to sounds and scents than the average person.





I have had experiences with both varieties over the course of my life...
Reply:STOP chewing on bones then!
Reply:If a vampire bit one victim and then that victim turned into a vampire and bit one victim and they each had one victim a day the entire planet would be vampires within two years. Unless im the only human left the exixtance of vampires is impossible.


Hold on a second the door bell is ringing
Reply:yeah, Vampires are definatly real. i am one and my best friend is also one. between the two of us, we made a list of all of the Vampires at my school (this was last year) and we came up with 50 something names.
Reply:I have a some friend who claim to be psychic vampires. They claims that they can suck the life force out of you. Which i think its a bunch of crap, but they are serious about it.
Reply:no.



opera mobile

Vampires??????????????????????...

i allready asked this quesstion but





i have braces and i was wanted to know were i can find real looking vampie teeth to go over them

Vampires??????????????????????...
You can melt the regular ones and mold them to fit on top of yours.
Reply:A drugstore might have them. Goodwill has a lot of holloween stuff. Maybe Walmart.
Reply:a drugstore or specialty halloween store maybe, but I have never seen ones especially made to go over braces before.



konsole-devel

Do You Believe In Santa?

Tooth Fairy? Easter Bunny? Goblins/Ghost? Fairy Godmother?


Vampires? Superman? Imaginary Friends?


If so, please send all of your money to me so I can help keep your


beliefs alive.

Do You Believe In Santa?
nope. none, sorry....and id send u all my money, but im broke. sorry!
Reply:Nope, I dont believe in that stuff anymore nor the paranormal
Reply:The question should be Do they believe in MEEEE??? Check's in the mail.
Reply:No... I want to believe in Vampires but that little logical voice in my head doesn't want me to...
Reply:No to everything, but y would anyone give you money just because we don't believe???








Here, i'll give you a dollar to buy you a life!!!





But, ghosts r real, no matter what. WE just call them Entities.
Reply:How many more sleeps until Santa comes?
Reply:none of the above, or cinncinati, or toledo, or north dakota, all are myths.
Reply:No I'm a adult
Reply:lol, I just drove my 2 little girls 350 miles to the North Pole, Alaska- and Santa and Mrs. Claus were ON VACATION UNTIL NOVEMBER. So, it is possible that he doesn't exist since I was not able to see him with my own eyes. :D
Reply:i dont believe in tooth fairy, santa, or easter bunny...but, i think its a blast to believe in ghost, nessie, big foot...junk like that.


but, im not sending you my money...i'll keep my fun beliefs to myself...thank you anyhow.


hel!, why not...it's not hurting anything...plus, its fun.
Reply:yes i belive in all of the above especially SANTA YAY SANTA!!!
Reply:duhhh. santa brings the presents. tooth fairy gives you money. easter bunny makes us fat. goblins keep us scared. fairy godmothers let us be selfish. vampires allow for cannibalism. superman's keeps us safe and my friend sandra is offended at your lack of faith.
Reply:i don't believe in any of those


so you can return the favor and send the money my way and persuade me to start believing
Reply:I believe in all and I will keep all my money too. If you believe then dreams will keep coming true.





It is when you quit believing that you lose the hope for dreams to come true.
Reply:I believed when I needed to. It worked out well. Got money for my teeth, Christmas %26amp; Easter were always AWESOME.
Reply:None of the above.
Reply:Nope, not anymore.... those times were fun!!!
Reply:******, no i do not "believe"bastard
Reply:My mom always said, "as long as you believe, there will always be a present under the tree" So yes, I do believe. lol
Reply:No to all of them. LOL.
Reply:Yes I believe in them. However this doesn't mean I'm a dolt or addle minded. It means that I'm in touch with my inner child and will continue to be. I'll just keep my money thank you very much, my beliefs are alive and will stay alive.
Reply:i'm broke. santa is a feeling more than an actuality. if you have been good, there is no need for you to ask. if you have been bad, forget it.
Reply:Uh no. And I'll keep my money, thank you very much.
Reply:No. When I turned 5 years old my parents told me there is no such thing as Santa, tooth fairty, bunnies etc. When my son was born I let him believe in these things until he was about 8 years old. When I told him he said he understood. But it wasn't until he was much older when he said he didn't believe in any of those things but just enjoyed getting gifts.





Sorry won't send you any money.
Reply:No l don't.
Reply:no
Reply:yes, i believe in santa, i'm 37 and i will always believe. he still comes to my house.



opera.com

Had a good Evening? Happy Halloween, happy haunting and enjoy the Witching Hour!?

I am off soon on my broomstick as the Witching Hour draws near! Have you had a spooky trick or treat evening? I have been visited by many 'little people' such good friends, spooks and goblins, witches and warlocks, vampires and gouls! I have plied them with chocolates, crisps and candy. Fugged out the house with pumpkin smoke, lept manically laughing up and down the street waving my broomstick in the air. My black teeth are gleaming in the moonlight, my blond hair is now green (gosh I hope it washes out in the morning) and I am off to the pub, balancing in high heels, red cloak, trusty broomstick in hand to launch myself into orbit. Are you entering into the 'Spirit' of the evening or not?

Had a good Evening? Happy Halloween, happy haunting and enjoy the Witching Hour!?
Hi there, I've really enjoyed this evening, me and my partner have taken our nephew and friend trick or treating, a little scream person and a little witch. We have gone that many places that they had a shopping bag absolutely full of candy (suppose they will still have lots left next year there's that much!!!) The best thing is that we had our little 8 week old daughter with us all snug as a bug in her cosy pram and dressed in a pumpkin outfit she made this year so special!!!! Oh and forgot to mention our 1yr old staffy bull she enjoyed it too and is snug in front of the fire. HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Reply:bad evenings
Reply:well of course i am! who doesn't love halloween?!?!?
Reply:i know i am! Happy halloween! =] sure sounds like you got the spirit!
Reply:well mine has been a lot quieter than yours but u sound like your having a good time enjoy!!
Reply:Well let me see, humm... no
Reply:No not really, but I did by candy for little ones!!!
Reply:For some of us, the evening fun hasn't even started, yet...





Have a Happy!
Reply:Yeah I have actually,,,,some kids knocked on the door earlier and they were all dressed up and had made a good effort,,,,,was it bad of me to slam the door in their angelic faces and swear loudly?








carol singers !!!!! Oh dear I can`t wait for them
Reply:Yes I took my daughter up town and trick or treated...and now she has a whole lot of candy
Reply:my little trick or treaters left the house with my 16yr old sister to go trick or treating, and came back with a carrier bag each full of sweets, so many kind people out there, but they were warned not to knock on houses that had signs saying "no trick or treat" as i wouldnt want them knocking on an elderly persons home and scaring them. dont you think they look cute in my pic?



Visual Basic

Some Puns for you?

1. Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.


2. A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.


3. Be true to your teeth, or they will be false to you.


4. It's a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed.


5. Gravity, it's always putting everyone down.


6. I need to cut my fingernails before they get too out of hand.


7. His girlfriend wanted him to slow down the car, but he put his foot down.


8. It's true I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub it in my face!


9. Vampires are always looking for their necks victim.


10. Make no bones about it but the ulna has a humerus side to it.

Some Puns for you?
GO! Puggy! GO! GO! Puggy! GO!


GOOOOOOOO PUGGGYYYY!!!!
Reply:Hey, some of these are darned cute!!!
Reply:kinda funny
Reply:I needed that laugh! Thanks!



Reply:funny ha ha
Reply:I think u 4got 1:


y iz 6 afriad of 7?





because 7 8 9





also





why do bakeries never go bankrupt?


because they are always making dough
Reply:some serious groaning for you
Reply:Here are a few more for your collection





1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.





2. A will is a dead giveaway.





3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.





4. A backward poet writes inverse.





5. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your count that votes.





6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.





7. If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.





8. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.





9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you a flat miner





10. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.





11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.





12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France and resulted in linoleum blown apart





13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.





14. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.





15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.





16. A calendar's days are numbered.





17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.





18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.





19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.





20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.





21. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison: a small ,medium at large.





22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.





23. When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.





24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine .





25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.





26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.





27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.





28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.





29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.





And I might add, it is better to have loved a short woman than never to have loved a tall.
Reply:little puggy x what else is there to do on friday night except read your little messages via ya x
Reply:Thanks for the laugh !
Reply:Ha ha made me giggle. Thanks for the fun puns!








:-)))
Reply:lmao they are so lame they are funny
Reply:'pun'tastic


good ones.
Reply:lol!! i needed a good laugh this morning. ty
Reply:Here's one that ends in a pun...





When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the town magistrate to come and listen to it.


When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."


He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."


So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."


Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing."



Nanny Profile

Do you like this my short story?

How do I begin? Do I tell you the demise of lost innocent mixed with the bitter tears of a decrepitated soul or do I give a bad beginning with the same ending. I guess, I must make sense first; so I will begin not in the beginning but somewhere in between. I was forced to attend an All Hollows Eve party, of course; it was at my own apartment that my roommate set up. The *****! Anyway, I was there because I had nowhere else to go,(it is my home) and she refused to have the party elsewhere( the pole polisher). I am not bitter towards her, just in awe and ashamed for the both of us. People started to arrive in groups. Not two or threes but 6 to 10. I was not happy! I went up to my roommate and asked her:” did you have to invite every Tom, John, Jim, Susanne, and Pauline that you ****** !” She just grinned and gave me a glass and said “ drink this and shut the **** up”. So, I took it ( like a twat) and drunk it and felt no more….


OF MYSELf!!!!





The horror of the insult or assault that I caused still reign supreme amongst mast murders and serial killers. Who knew that 16ozes of part blood and whiskey could make me do things unholy towards other people. That night my human-self broke and gave birth to a sub-human cannibal ,unforgiving, twisted self-loving demon of pure hatred. I enjoyed every minute. I was enrapture of the pain I caused and orgasmic with their last breath. I bit their tender juicy flash and relished the joy of their screams. The world was right with me for the first time in my life. I was so wrapped up in doing what was right that I forgot what true pleasure was until….


I ripped the foreskin with my teeth and skinned the balls with my perfectly manicured nails. Ohhhhhhhhh…the first is the best. He screamed so deliciously loud that I thought he should taste his own flesh. So I gave him a kiss that left no tongue in his mouth and he produce the most heavenly of sounds that echoes through my wettest of dreams till this day. Happy and content, I sought out another victim because I was not yet fully satisfied with my gift. I wanted more!!!! And more I got.





The sweetest of youth was sucked down my throat while the age of maturity was ripped of flesh and fried with butter and garlic.( Oldness is tough but tasty). No! I did not eat everyone. Only the ones that looked very tasty( about 7 I ate). Then, I spied something ripped, bleeding and screaming. Oh my! What fun to see Lilith at her games. My roommate, with a potato peeler, shredded the skin of a very beautiful, blue-eyed, blond, tanned skinned double-d pretty *****. I watched in an orgasmic bliss and screamed when double-d screamed. What pleasure I felt! How very holy and right I was with the universe. I wanted to undo want nature gave birth too and feast on the flesh of the Gods. . I engorged myself on Lilith’s vileness and watched as she gave birth to a monster who relished every moment of desecration upon the human body. That monster with its foul breath and reeking of rotten flesh decided to join in the games of Mother. So like any good child, I droved right in and began to rip, bite, extract bowels and toast the skin to a nice buttery crispness (no more pork rinds for me). When there was no one else to be had, I thought I would try my roommate, Lilith, my creator to see how she would taste. What a big ******* mistake!! I attempted to sneer her in my claws of blacken death. The ***** moved!! She caught me by throat and *** and said in the sweetest voice I ever heard:


‘I am Lilith . The first before Eve. How dear you turn upon me? I am mother to legions and a gift to humanity. I make and create. No one undoes me! But I will give you something” she leaned into me and kissed me with the foulest breath of life that would have killed all of New York’s cockroaches.


Now, I sit here wrapped tight in white with mind sharp but with a body that festers sores which reeks, seeps, and pours out my gory glorious body which will never end. Like all vampires, I heal. but I have the touch of ghoul in me, marked forever by Lilith.


How I truly love the *****!

Do you like this my short story?
Not good. Unless you are under the age of 14.





Unfortunately your story is obscured by your horrible grammar and mistakes.
Reply:nice
Reply:Fat chick emo porn? What?!?
Reply:This is terrible, and will probably be deleted for lack of warning for penis torture.
Reply:wtf ..lol!
Reply:Go away Satan



C#

Christmas dinner jokes?

What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake


Tarzipan !


Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?


No you can have turkey like everyone else !


What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?


My pop is bigger than yours !


Who is never hungry at Christmas ?


The turkey - he's always stuffed !


What bird has wings but cannot fly ?


Roast turkey !


Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?


Your teeth !


We had grandma for Christmas dinner ?


Really, we had turkey !


Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ?


You get tinsel-itus !


What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?


Grave-y !

Christmas dinner jokes?
10/10 well done
Reply:Ho! ho! ho! very good....
Reply:sorry but you are weird
Reply:hahaha those were excellent lol.





star time
Reply:nice a slap knuckle-bump and star for those
Reply:Mildly funny, after a while though people wouldnt want to sit around you at the Cristmas dinner table.
Reply:Can I please have the last 30 seconds of my life back?

















Just kidding, thanks for trying. :)
Reply:um very good





okai.................





wierd


but okai...


i luv em got any more?
Reply:Good job!Those are pretty good jokes....:D
Reply:very funny!
Reply:ha ha ha funny


thanks for a laugh


10/10
Reply:lol very good :) now im hungry.
Reply:Haha. Love it.
Reply:haha brill
Reply:NIce, Rose, made me smile! ))
Reply:Good ones thanks
Reply:And a merry christmas to you.
Reply:omg gives a new meaning to the Christmas dinner. lol
Reply:have you nicked all the jokes out your christmas crackers


star
Reply:hehehe, excellentt hun, pmsl





star time





xxxxxxxxxxxx
Reply:These will do for openers. Lol.



Poetry

Which would you rather/do sort of question?!?

which would you rather have..





hair or teeth


ipod or cd's


love or music


romantic love or firery ''physical'' love


boys or girls


internet or books


vampires or ghosts


the used or my chemical romance


black or white


love from afar or love the one you missed


light or dark


being alone or being naked


home or apartment


friends or family





tell me what you think!!





:]

Which would you rather/do sort of question?!?
hair


ipod


love


romantic love


boys (no duh!)


internet


vampires (i cannot stand ghosts but its not like they exist anyway)


my chemical romance


white


love from afar???


light!


being alone


home


family
Reply:Friends and family because with those you dont really need the rest of it.although one day a month alone and naked would be good
Reply:hair


cd's


music


romantic love


boys


books


vampires


my chemical romance


black


love from afar


dark


being alone


home


friends
Reply:hair


CDs


music


romantic love


girls


books


ghosts


i dont understand this one.


white


love from afar


light


being alone


home


family
Reply:teeth


ipod


love


romantic love


boys


books


ghosts


none


black


love from afar


light


being naked


home


family
Reply:teeth (i could always get a wig!)


ipod


love


romantic love


boys


internet


ghosts


the used


white


love from afar


light


being naked


home


family





That was fun! :]
Reply:hair


ipod


music


physical lol


BOTH


internet


ghosts


MCR


black


love the one I missed


light


being naked


home eww aprtments scare me


friends
Reply:Hair( u can always get fake teeth)


ipod


hmmm...cant decide at the moment


romantic


boys(duh!)


Internet(you can read on the Internet along w/ other things)


vampires(i hate ghosts, besides vamps are cooler)


My Chemical Romance( Teenagers is an awesome song)


black


love from afar


dark


being naked( being alone makes a person crazy, I've seen it)


home


family( family is going to be there 4 you usually)
Reply:teeth i can just tie mi hair up


ipod even tho i have a ton of cds!


music and love same thing!


friary!! haha!! jk


BOYS!!!


Internet


VAMPIRES!!! hehe bite!


don't ask me to pick.


black


missed


umm idk I'm afraid of the dark but i hate the light!!


NAKED!! haha


apartment


friends.



Java and C++

Does this girl like me?

There's this girl that I've gone to the same schools with for eleven years. I only really started speaking to her July this year though. We talk a lot now, when we're at home we're usually both on MSN talking and when we're at college we spend our free time with each other. Well, yesterday we were sat in a bus stop for about 2 hours cuddling, she was leaning on me while i put my arms around her. Then she let me hold her stomach, which yeah, weird, but it was nice. We also have this like, joke that we're both vampires, i have to tell you that to make the next bit sound less weird. Her head was rested on my shoulder and my head was rested on top of hers. I was smelling her hair and stuff and then 'bit' her ear and cheek, she didn't protest but 'bit' mine back. Like, not biting so much as touching with teeth. Anyway today we were in College cuddling and this girl asked if we were 'going out' and she immediately stopped cuddling me and never does in front of other people we know. Meaning?

Does this girl like me?
She's probably felt a bit awkward that people assume what isn't exactly official...yet? Why don't you ask her out? From what you've said she and you do with the cuddling and whatnot, I have no doubt in my mind that she likes you. :3 It's obvious if that's how she's reacting. But, she may be shy. So I'd try to have it be a sweet moment when you ask her out.
Reply:ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Reply:Well maybe she loves you but because she is still in school she feel, scared of other people laughing at her, so that is why. and i am the same i know i am a boy i liked this girl but i said to people that i dont like her bye
Reply:i think she has a crush on u!
Reply:itz not offiel yet so she poble does just not offiely yet



safari browser

Logical question about vampirism as a mental and psihical disease !?

Do you think vampires exist, not the Hollywood s--t, i mean people who dislike sun lights, like loneliness, drink blood for their survival(there is a blood disease that makes u need blood from now and then), that are much more artistic than others ? .. No poser, white powder face, false teeth, leather dumb costumes, and transforming into bats s**t, wiccans etc please :)... and especially no devil worshippers(yeah the devil don't exist live with it)!

Logical question about vampirism as a mental and psihical disease !?
Well, there is a theory that certain medical conditions started the vampire myth.





The first is porphyria, which is a genetic condition. The symptons of porphyria include anemia (a lack of red blood cells), photosensitivity (skin is easily burned by direct sunlight, so the person would want to stay out of the sun), gastro-intestinal problems, neurological problems, and skin losing pigmentation. A treatment for porphyria is to give the person blood transfusions. This is the same disease that King George III had. In the past, before sophisticated medical knowledge, the a person with porphyria may have looked a lot like a vampire.





Other conditions, such as tuberculosis, could have been the basis of the vampire myth. Tuberculosis causes a slow wasting away, in which the sufferer becomes weaker and weaker, and is also contagious. Sounds a lot like what a vampire's victim goes through, doesn't it?





Any kind of mental disorder could have been mistaken for vampirism. In the past, mental disorder were explained as demonic possession, being a witch, being a werewolf, etc. Probably, some mentally ill people in the past claimed to be vampires. They may even have attacked or killed other people and drank their blood while operating under that belief.





There are modern day individuals, who call themselves vampires. These are not the vampires of legends, undead corpses who rise from the dead. These are people who are fascinated with the vampire mythos, and dress and act like a vampire out of a gothic novel. Some of this subculture also drink blood. I am not part of this subculture, but my understanding of it is, the blood drinking has sexual or spiritual overtones, and is conducted between two consenting adults. I also understand, as it comes to blood-born illnesses, that there are both responsible and irresponsible individuals in this subculture, and that the responsible individuals only drink blood from certain individuals and have themselves regularly tested for AIDS and hepatitis.





To each their own, as long as it is safe.
Reply:Good show sparky!! Did you google--or have you just known about for some time, like me? I actually did my thesis on the Vampire myth. But, saw this question too late. Report It

Reply:interesting..was useful for my project on vampires thnx Report It

Reply:interesting..was useful for my project on vampires Report It

Reply:I think there are elements of truth in the vampire myth. I think some people do have skin conditions which cause them to avoid sunlight, and some people do enjoy drinking blood. I don't believe anyone can survive just on blood, though. Your stomach isn't made to do that, and also I imagine you would probably get sick alot since you're taking in all the viruses and infections others have.


Vampires are symbolic of being a loner and an outsider; of being strong and mysterious. I think these qualities are what make them so attractive to teenagers, women, and romantic men.
Reply:I knew a woman in England who claimed she was a vampire. She was sensitive to light %26amp; had a butcher friend that hooked her up w/ blood when she needed it. She claimed to need to drink blood daily to feel normal. She was also diagnosed bipolar. She was quite artistic. I don't know if she was a bona fide vampire, but she sure believed she was!
Reply:There is a disease where people do need blood to survive, but there is a pill they can take so they don't go around eating everyone and sucking their blood. I'm not sure if they are ALL artistic, but I'm sure some of them are. However I think vampires are so sexy! I would totally let a hot vampire guy suck on my neck, as long as he just sucked a little every now and then.
Reply:You mean night owls? By the way--the DEVIL does exist. Blood drinkers are called radikas, and there is medical proof that drinking blood frequently causes blood borne diseases--you are not immune to diseases like AIDS if you drink blood, and the stomache can only process small amounts of blood at any given time.





Good luck and prosper...;*!*;...
Reply:Yes I belive in vampires I have a close friend who is one he drinks blood and hates the light but it doesn't hurt him, I'm not sure why he thinks he is one but he does, there are physical diseases that make a person have similar symptoms to that of a vampire such as poriphyra. I am a christian and the devil is real and its a sin to drink blood but who doesn't sin?
Reply:Yes, they exist. The only thing is that you have to CHOSE to drink blood as food, and these people may have nutritional problems, as bloods does not contain enough nutrients(Ironically). What this people might do is either chose a complementary diet, or drink large quantities of blood, urinating more so as to allow for the stomach distension.


As to the other parts, I dislike sun light, and sometimes even get a rash when I receive too much. I have known several people this way, apparently it is indeed a type of disease. As to loneliness, many persons want it. These persons are,truly, great artists.
Reply:yeah, idiots exist...um i mean vampires
Reply:It is believed that the vampire myth was started in part by a genetic disorder called etythropoietic prototporphyria. This was a disease common in noble children, due to inbreeding.


It causes the skin to crack when exposed to sunlight, receding upper lip, redness in the skin, eyes, and teeth. Doctors at the time would lock the children away from sunlight and had them drink blood to replenish what they lost. "the disorder makes the body produce too much porphyrin-a substance basic to red blood cells."
Reply:Yes, you can even find histories on them. I mean like true history books.
Reply:I have a friend who is very sensitive to the sun. she's dark skinned but needs to cover up if she wants to go out on anything but a dull light, during the day. so she lives at night when she can.



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A toothy joke?

Two nuns in a car driving down a country lane late at night.


Suddenly a vampire appears in front of the car.


Nun says to the other "Quick, show him your cross!"


So the nun leans out of the window and shouts " get out of the road you pointy toothed b*****d!"

A toothy joke?
haha! cute. "show him your cross."..lol that's right funny.
Reply:I don't get-oh!


I'm a blonde, sorry.
Reply:i didn't get it.
Reply:Good one. Thanks for the laugh.
Reply:lmao-%26gt;!
Reply:lol


for those that didnt get it , she said show him ur cross, so the other nun showed the vampire that she was cross, get it?
Reply:One of my favs....lol(thanks for the two points...tee-hee,pun intended)
Reply:Great stuff, keep it coming in.
Reply:haha!!!nuns are scarier than vampires.
Reply:Only alrite



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Awful-stories -of what peopel do to become immortal..?

Meanwhile, the police arrested a young man in the village of Novomosvovski of the Kaliningrad region, Russia . The man is believed to have stabbed an elderly woman and started licking blood that poured from the wound, Interfax reports.





According to the BBC, the 17-year-old British national Mathew Hardman stabbed his neighbor to death and drank her blood to become immortal. Manuela and Daniel Rudha, a married pair from Germany, are reported to have killed a man and drank his blood up. Daniel sharpened his incisors for cutting the blood vessels more effectively, while Manuela’s teeth were equipped with custom-made crowns that were shaped like fangs for the same purposes.





The media report on similar stories on a regular basis. Does it mean that vampires really exist?





thers nothing wrong about liking vampires but somtimes can drive you crazy...

Awful-stories -of what peopel do to become immortal..?
there are no real vampires and never was any. science fiction. But some people are obsessed with the whole idea for some reason.
Reply:Tales of vampires exist way before Count Dracula. For some reason, people just have this fascination with vampires and the concept of immortality.



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Have you hugged your lawyer today?

Classic lawyer jokes





What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50?


Your honor.


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What do you call a lawyer whose gone bad?


Senator.


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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?


You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!


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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?


A good start!


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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?


His lips are moving.


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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead lawyer in the road?


There are skid marks in front of the dog.


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How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?


Depends on how thin you slice them.


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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?


Professional courtesy.


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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?


Not enough sand.


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When lawyers die, why are they buried in a hole 24 feet deep?


Because down deep, they are all nice guys!!!!


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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?


Cut the rope.


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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?


Shoot him before he hits the water.


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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?


When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.


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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?


There was an empty seat.


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How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?


Never enough.


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Have you heard about the lawyers word processor?


No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.


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What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?


With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside!


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What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School?


A lobotomy.


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What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?


One's a bottom-crawling scum sucker and the other's just a fish.


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Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?


He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.


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What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?


Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.


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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?


From chasing parked ambulances.


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Where can you find a good lawyer?


In the cemetery


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What do lawyers use as contraceptives?


Their personalities.


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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?


The lawyer charges more.


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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?


A vampire only sucks blood at night.


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What is brown and black and looks good on a lawyer?


A doberman.


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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?


When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?


Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.


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Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?


Because people could not tell which side to spit on.


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Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?


It's called, Sosumi.


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Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that they couldn't find a coffin big enough to hold the body?


They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.


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Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?


The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures.


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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?


About three pounds, including the urn.


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Have you hugged your lawyer today?
That's a lot of lawyer jokes. Funny though. I used to work for one, and they're *** holes for sure.
Reply:i feel so sorry for all of the lawyers in the world. they have no friends.














hilarious!
Reply:*--... Wow! .. how long did it take you to type ALL of that? ...lol ... they were worth the type, thats for sure! ...--*
Reply:those r good have a star
Reply:hmmm.... let me take a guess. You don't like lawyers? Some of those were really funny though.
Reply:that's why we called them lawyers instead of highers..LOL



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Van helsing movie?

A while ago, I watched this horrible movie about Van Helsing (not the Hugh Jackman one). He was training this crew of people to kill the vampires. The fang inserts on the two main vampires kept falling out, and they kept talking with lisps. And the femal kept doing this weird thing with her mouth, presumably trying to get the teeth back in place.





Has anybody seen this movie? What is it called?

Van helsing movie?
I know it's not Dracula: Dead and Loving It, because there was only one main vampire. Have you tried using IMDB.com, keyword vampires? That might help.
Reply:I think its called young dracula
Reply:I don't know, but it sounds like a good movie.


Rosie
Reply:I haven't seen it, but it sounds like it might be Dracula: Dead and Loving It



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Okay, So my friends a dumb-***.?

My friend is into vampires like me, but he did the most stupid move I've ever heard about. He took a filer (for like nails) ect. and he filed his canian teeth sharp. Is this going to be permanant damage? They are his adult teeth. Will the outer enamel restore, or is it not even damaged? I haven't seen it yet, but he told me over the phone, the dumb-*** is prob_ going to end up paying money out the *** for repairs.

Okay, So my friends a dumb-***.?
He definately did damage to them. He filed away irreplacable enamel. Enamel can be made stronger, but nothing will make it grow back. He will end up paying dearly to have his teeth fixed later on. Probably sooner rather than later.
Reply:They're permanently like that, and if he's filed away down to the dentine, the inner layer of the tooth, he's going to know about it pretty soon.
Reply:You are right. He will have to pay to have them fixed. They won't grow back.
Reply:Well it is permanent and he probably did damage them.You cant replace the enamel in your teeth.He can have them capped or replaced basically...but if he filed them really sharp then he'd be feeling some pain...nerves are pretty active in a tooth...have you ever busted a tooth or had one crack??? Cool air will send you thru the roof if it hits it!! And if you dont have insurance then it is expensive to repai something like that......



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Is this joke funny?

There were 3 vampires. One was the expert, the other one is the intermediate one and the last one was just a beginner. They wanted to find out who is the bravest of the three. The expert then suggested to test each other's abilities. The expert then flew to the village and killed all the people there, drank their blood. When he came back, his teeth were all bloody. The other two asked," What happened?" The expert then said," You see that village there?" " Yes, we see it." "I killed all the people there and drank their blood.'' The other two were amazed. THe intermediate one was determined to give his best as he did not want to lose out to the expert. He flew to a town, killed all the people there and drank their blood. When he came back, his teeth were all filled with blood. " What happened?" " You see that town there?" "Yes, we see it." "I killed the people there and drank all their blood." The beginner was also determined to give his best. He flew away, however, after 1 minute,

Is this joke funny?
That's a good one,but who's going to clean up all the mess they made?
Reply:hahaha hahahahahahah


thank you for


making me laugh today
Reply:yes it was funny and thank you for chearing me up
Reply:Oh man!!!! COOL JOKE DUDE!!!! ROCK ON!!! star 4 u!



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Hopefully, someone has heard of this movie???

I'm looking for a very atmospheric Dracula movie, which appeared to have actually been filmed in Romania; I realize that this might apply to many Dracula movies, but in THIS one, the vampires extract the blood of their victims, through their tongue, rather than their teeth...





I can't find any title for this, and I've looked up and down the Dracula filmographies, 'til I'm blue in the face...





HELP!!!!!

Hopefully, someone has heard of this movie???
...I'm gonna shot-gun this one, right straight from the hip, 'cause the vampiric tongue-sucking aspect of what you describe, strikes a most familiar cord; would you perhaps be referring to the moody and atmospheric 1990 made-for-television horror shocker, "Daughter of Darkness", starring Anthony Perkins and Mia Sara (...of "Legend" and "Ferris Bueller's Day Off)???





...this was one of Tony's last movie, before he passed away...
Reply:van helsting?
Reply:Nosferatu with Klaus Kinski?
Reply:blockbuster
Reply:nosferatu you can see it on youtube
Reply:Try Daughter of Darkness, the vampires had some sort of 'fangs' on their tongues, also, it was filmed in Hungary.
Reply:Check "Nosferatu" a film made in 1922. The reason for the title switch was that Bram Stoker's daughter wanted payment for royalties to use her father's character, so F.W. Murnau, the director changed the title and stole the material! Also, the story of the making of "Nosferatu" is told in "Shadow of the Vampire" a really creepy film in it's own right!



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Pale makeup? Please read, for Halloween tommorw!?

Hey,


I'm sort of putting together a last minute vampire costume for halloween. I already have very good fangs (Scarecrow natural tooth caps, expensive but work very well...used previously for an English project) but really need to figure out how to to the pale makeup. I have white base makeup (the typical cheap stuff you find around this time of year... "clown makeup") and baby powder. now some people have said to use just baby powder, but it doesn't stay on your skin well enough (i tried).... if i put on a very very thin layer of the "clown" makeup and then maybe lightly brush it with baby powder, it works but i tend to get a few areas that are too heavy and it's very time-consuming.





tips for putting it all on or some other foundation that i could buy at CVS? i would buy white goth setting powder at hot topic, but it's not worth the drive.. and it's sort of expensive for a one or two time use.

Pale makeup? Please read, for Halloween tommorw!?
I agree with the others. Get the lightest shade of foundation. That's the best way.


Cheaper than that, you can get one of the white sticks they sell for under-eye concealer. If you carefully blend a little at a time it gives a great effect, and doesn't make you break out like clown makeup. Use dark purple eye shadow for contouring under cheekbones, eye sockets, temples, etc. Set it all with the baby powder, then use black eyeliner, etc.





Don't use fake blood. Any self-respecting vampire wouldn't be caught dead (forgive the pun) wearing dinner on their face.
Reply:just buy some really really pale foundation at any drug store.
Reply:Or you could just buy the lightest skin tone Max Factor Panstick. I used this on my husband when he was a vampire and it worked a treat. I also used black eye make uo to paint a V on his forehead at the hairline. Bright Red Lipstick - he looked a treat (or trick).



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Halloween jokes?

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Most of these Halloween jokes are real groaners (get it, Halloween.... GROANERS hahahaha hehehe uhhh yeah) anyway...





Q. Why was the student vampire tired in the morning?


A. Because he was up all night studying for his blood test!!!





Q. Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?


A. It's good for the bones.





Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?


A. They're afraid of flying off the handle!





Q. Why don't skeletons like parties?


A. They have no body to dance with.





Q. Why do mummies make excellent spies?


A. They're good at keeping things under wraps.





Q. Why do vampires drink blood?


A. Because coffee keeps them awake all day!





Q. Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?


A. Because he's a pain in the neck!





Q. Why did the mummy call the doctor?


A. Because he was coffin.





Q. Why did the ghost go to the doctor?


A. To get his boo-ster shot?





Q. Why are there fences around cemeteries?


A. Because people are dying to get in.





Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?


A. His ghoul friend.





Q. Where does Dracula water ski?


A. On Lake Erie





Q. Where does Count Dracula make his withdrawals?


A. At the blood bank.





Q. When does a ghost need a license?


A. During "haunting" season.





Q. What's a haunted chicken?


A. A poultry-geist.





Q. What was the witches' favorite subject in school?


A. Spelling





Q. What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?


A. A dead ringer.





Q. What do little ghosts drink?


A. Evaporated milk.





Q. What type of coffee do vampires prefer?


A. Decoffinated!





Q. What time would it be if five demons were chasing you?


A. Five after one.





Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?


A. Boo boos





Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?


A. Ice Scream





Q. What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis?


A. A blood vessel





Q. How did the ghost patch his sheet?


A. With a pumpkin patch.





Q. What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?


A. Don't spook until your spooken to.





Q. What did the Mommy Vampire say to the Baby Vampire?


A. "You are driving me batty."





Q. What did the monster eat after the dentist pulled his tooth?


A. The dentist!





Q. What do ghouls order at McMonsters?


A. Handburgers.





Q. What do spooks call their Navy?


A. The ghost guard.





Q. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?


A. Squash





Q. Why do cemeteries have fences around them?


A. Because people are dying to get in.





Q. Why do witches think they're funny?


A. Every time they look in the mirror, it cracks up.





Q. Why did the tiny ghost join the football squad?


A. He had heard that they needed a little team spirit !





Q. Why don't skeletons like to eat spicy food?


A. They can't stomach it!

Halloween jokes?
so good.lol
Reply:hahaha some good ones there.
Reply:Wow that's loads of them!


Pretty good, I like corny jokes.
Reply:8/10
Reply:Most of those are great!
Reply:lol!





ok, here is one for you...





Q: Why can't ghosts have babies?


A: Because they have hollow-weenies!








rof-lmao! :oP
Reply:haha they haev actually good ones in there
Reply:Q. How did the Scotsman gret is grandson?


A. Hello ween.
Reply:another great posting hun, pmsl





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Reply:Those are good. Thanks for putting me in a Halloween mood. Cheer.
Reply:ha ha ha funny


thanks for a laugh


10/10
Reply:very good, many a laugh with these, keep them coming.
Reply:Wow those are great. Nice to see some Halloween jokes for a change. Thanks for those.
Reply:I liked them all , I liked the best





Q. Why are there fences around cemeteries?


A. Because people are dying to get in.





that sure cracked me UP .. !


Cheeers !
Reply:Here is another one:





Why can't Warlocks father children?





Because they have Halloweenies and crystal balls.
Reply:lol some of them r funny





but stop wit tha vampire 1s.
Reply:Ha ha ha something for everyone in there
Reply:LMMFAO!!!!!





loved it alot!!





gonna tell my friends 2nite!!





good ones!!





starred!!
Reply:Dang thats a bunch!!!!! Funny :P
Reply:now thats a great bunch mate lol
Reply:lol.....loved them....star
Reply:teeheehee


you are funnnnnny
Reply:that is so funny!!!i love it
Reply:wow... that was a huge waste of my time, I'm sorry but you really need some new haloween jokes.



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How to pull a loose without acutally pulling it?

ok so this may sound kind of dumb but ive had a loose tooth for like 5 years. i have quote unquote vampire syndrome and it hurts like hell id try pulling it harder and harder but it hurts to bad. so i wait and it kind of tightens up and i have to start all over again but this time i can push the tooth all the way back so that it touches my gums. can anyone help?

How to pull a loose without acutally pulling it?
Go to the dentist..


It may be an adult tooth.


Why would you want to pull out an adult tooth!??


They don't grow back!





The dentist may denticement/glue your tooth back into your gum or pull it out.



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Rubber bands on braces?

ahhh yesterday i was told that in 6 weeks i am getting my braces off but only if i wear these stupid rubber bands. On each side they go from a tooth on the bottom over the canine tooth and back downto another tooth it makes me look for a freakin vampire i can barely open my mouth a centimeter i can barely talk (when i do i have lisp) and they are rubbing my cheeks raw. i am really not sure if this is worth it and am wondering how to make wearing these rubber bands more bearable.

Rubber bands on braces?
If it doesn't already it will probably start to hurt, so take Tylenol or Advil, but other than that it just sucks. Sorry.
Reply:Use the wax they gave you. It helps a little. Also, try using two instead of one. Loop one up, then the other down until you get used to it. It will also make your jaw less sore that way. Don't worry about how you look- trust me, no one will remember in a year anyway. They will just think you look good at the time!
Reply:I am currently wearing the same rubber bands that you have. My orthodontics discussed that it's purpose is to prevent my lower teeth from moving forward farther than you upper teeth. You can opt to using the dark-colour rubber bands (I used violet) so it is not that obvious when you open your mouth.





Mine hurts the first three days but I have a high tolerance for pain so I did not take any pain relievers at all. Also, I suggest you call your dentist if you are okay to take pain relievers. I was told by my dentist before that some pain relievers can actually delay teeth movements.
Reply:i just got my braces off a few months ago and i was supposed to wear the rubber bands but i only wore them at night and i put 2 on each side so it was like doubling the power.. but if you wear them long enough the pain eventually goes away, just like when you get your braces tightened.
Reply:I'm getting my braces off soon, I had rubber bands to sort of pull the upper jaw so that it could align with my lower jaw.


I must be really odd cause I loved it, I thought it looked super cool, although eating was troublesome cause I needed to take them out. o_o I even show off to my friends.


Try asking for wax if you don't have it from your dentist. I used it for my braces, but I'm not sure if they work for rubber bands, cause I didn't have your problem.


Best of luck!



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Dreaming of wolves???

I live in New Orleans, so without being from here I don't know if anyone can fully grasp the scene in the dream...there is a cemetery on a corner here it's located on side of the interstate, it's raised ground, the exit ramp runs along the side and forms a 10 - 15 foot wall with the cemetery at the top of the wall, there are tombs on this corner of the cemetery, like stuff you'd see on Buffy the vampire slayer...anyway my dream is this...I'm in the cemetery on the corner, i think I'm trying to leave, but there are wolves pacing almost guarding the streets below, growling and showing their teeth. I am standing atop the tombs spitting at the wolves, almost taunting them...WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!!!??????????

Dreaming of wolves???
Google dream interpretation, there is a great site with an A-Z of dreams and what they mean.


I've used it loads and its answered a lot of questions for me.
Reply:means that you're not afraid of challenges and are not intimidated easily
Reply:i think u are afraid but arent at the same time. otherwise i dont get it either. i have a lot of wierd dreams too. i know how u feel.
Reply:Your emotions are raw and your sadness is making you sick %26gt; you lost someone [its not necessary by death ] but you just cannot get over it and its like you are mad at this person
Reply:It means you are in control. I have to wonder if perhaps there isn't a dark side of you that isn't a bit aggressive?
Reply:it means either:





a) ur aware that there are many huge obstacles /challenges that r about to happen in ur life, but ur not intimidated %26amp; ur ready to tackle them





b) ur playing with fire. there is a huge risk in ur life %26amp; ur taking a chance/gamble (eg. quitting a stable job)
Reply:You mention Buffy, which means that part of the dream resides in your understanding of that show.





What does Buffy do but 'slay' the forces of darkness? It could be that you are a slayer in the dream, or a vampire, and that the wolves are sent by your enemies to 'get' you, but since they can't get you while you are protected by the cemetary, you feel confident enough to spit at and taunt them, daring them to try and attack you, both of you knowing they can't hurt you where you are at.





Sounds like you retreated to a place you thought/felt safe and although you want to leave, you know you can't just yet, so you take your frustration out on the 'wolves' guarding you.
Reply:Hi there,





The cemetery in your dream indicates an end to a habit or behavior. You are experiencing a rebirth in some way. More directly, the dream may symbolize sadness, unresolved grief or your fears about death.


As you stated your on the corner to me this signifies feelings of frustration and lack of control in making a decision. You may feel trapped and "cornered" about a situation in your waking life.


The wolf in dreams, symbolizes beauty, solitude, mystery, self-confidence and pride. However, by what you have said relating to your dream I would suggest the wolves represent hostility and aggression and that they also reflect an uncontrollable force or situation in your life as which ive already said.


The Tomb in your dream id suggest signifies aspects of yourself which you have kept hidden and buried away. Your standing ontop of the tomb trying to keep this aspect hidden.
Reply:It could just be that because of you having watched the "Buffy" show that because you live near a graveyard ?, your imagination is a little "spooked" about this. (please forgive the pun, I couldn't resist it.)





Also, wolves are dangerous, ferocious, animals (Despite what Bambyist propaganda wants us to believe) and they could symbolize, natural problems you are encountering in your life now. For example, Leaving one life stage and entering another.





Climbing on top of a tombstone could represent "transcending" your problems. Such as asking and looking toward Jesus, who rose from the tomb, for help with your present difficulties. With the help of God you can laugh at or spit at your problems because with the help of God you can surmount (rise above and conquer) any of life's difficulties.





In any case, God bless you, your family, and loved ones, now and throughout all Eternity.



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Help me with this movie title?

I can't remember the name of this movie.


On the cover it was a young boy (about 10 or so) sitting in a rocking chair with an old harpoon on his lap and shark teeth on the wll behind him. The movie however was not set anywhere near the ocean.


The movie was about these farm kids and their alluring mysterious female neighbor. The kids thought she was a vampire and the on became scared when his older brother started seeing her.


I think she ends up being killed by some teens in a black car who also abduct and kill the main kids best friend.


It was a strange movie but was really good, and set in beautiful farm country.


HELP!!!

Help me with this movie title?
i have no idea, the lost boys?





why not google it.
Reply:What a really weird movie.





Jaws ? Probably not.
Reply:"Draculina vs. the Farm Kids"?



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What do you think of this dream?

I was in this really small blue tent with my fiance... our heads were right to the top of it and you could barely move around. We kissed quick. Then I hugged him and felt his hair on my cheek and it felt like a black person's hair. I leaned back and he had turned into this black vampire who's face was like slate gray colored and his eyes looked like cat eyes but the irises were a very light blue. I tried to back up and couldn't and he opened his mouth and had scary teeth and grabbed my neck and bit me and shook his head violently like a dog trying to kill something. It happened twice... then I realized it was a dream and tried to wake up. I couldn't move or yell out. My eyes wouldn't open. I sat up but my eyes were closed and I tried to find my phone to text or call someone for help and I just could barely even move. My arms felt like lead pipes and I couldn't see and I couldn't see anything but the light coming through my eyelids. I woke up and I couldn't move for 2 minutes, paralyzed

What do you think of this dream?
that sounds really interesting....it means someone your attracted to is not who they say they are and you seem to have a strong dream world essence if the dream was that powerful...then it is important to really take heed but yes im getting a vibe from you that your very confused with love this may be an answer from a higher power....i hope everything is ok...but yyes try to talk to this Vampire if he returns in your dream ask him what he is trying to tell you..MAYBE SO! your friends there having a bad relationship it could also be a fear you have of you relationship being like theres just be careful it be alot of things im not getting anything dangerous...but needs attention
Reply:On some level, you feel a little closed in by this relationship, like you're losing your freedom. Doesn't have to be a permanent thing.



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Help with puns for english class!??

We are learning about puns in english class and they are very confusing!! A pun compacts two or more ideas within a single word or expression. Here are a few examples of puns so you can get the idea ~





1.) In a shoe store : Come in and have a fit.


2.) In a dentist's office : Always be true to your teeth or one day they will be floss to you.


3.) What's black and white and red allover? a newspaper


4.) naked grizzly : bare bear





Okay, so here are the ones I need help with!!


Midgets travel around the country on the short __________ .


Shoplifters are cursed with the gift of ___________ .


Alimony is the high cost of _____________ .


An igloo is an _________ built for two.


The vampire's favorite part of the highway : The main _______.


raspy throated equine : _______ _________


female sheep utilize : ________ ________





Thanks!! Please no rude answers like "do it yourself" or whatever because I already tried to do it and it's really hard!! Thanks to those people who answer nicely!! =)

Help with puns for english class!??
Midgets travel around the country on the short LINE.


Shoplifters are cursed with the gift of ?


Alimony is the high cost of ?


An igloo is an ? built for two.


The vampire's favorite part of the highway: The main ARTERY


Raspy throated equine ? HOARSE HORSE


Female sheep utilize ? EWES USE





hmmm...I'll edit if I can think of the other ones...
Reply:An igloo is an icicle built for two.


raspy throated equine: hoarse horse





Those are the only ones I can figure out.
Reply:Shoplifters are cursed with the gift of _____grab______ .





The vampire's favorite part of the highway : The main _____artery__.





female sheep utilize : _____ewe's___ _use_





Alimony is the high cost of leaving
Reply:an igloo: icicle


the vampires :artery


raspy throat : hoarse horse


female sheep : ewes use



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Late at night two nuns driving down a quite country road?

Suddenly a huge vampire lands directly in front of a car they manage to come to a screeching halt and stop barely two feet from the evil fanged menace with blood dripping from its teeth. "Quick" says one nun "show him your cross". The other nun hurredly opens the window and shouts in a loud voicd," you stupid bastard that could have been really dangerous"!!!!

Late at night two nuns driving down a quite country road?
Really liked that one have given you a star.
Reply:Very good Report It

Reply:hahahahaha lol
Reply:it was.........okish
Reply:i thought nuns weren't suppose to swear.


lol. good one my friend, thanks for the laugh.
Reply:funny
Reply:ha ha ha!!!!


that's so funny....








thanks for the laugh... :)
Reply:heard that one millions of times b4 ... BOOOORRRRRRIIIIINNNNGGG!!!!
Reply:LOL! GOOD ONE! LOVE IT!
Reply:nice 1
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:not bad.



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What are some ways you have stopped your baby from biting?

My 9 month old has 4 new teeth - 6 total. We give him teethers, use oragel when they seem to be bothering him...





Every time someone picks him up, he grabs on tight and bites! He's like a little vampire! Even though it's almost cute, it hurts! He hasn't broken the skin on anyone yet, but I don't want to just let it go.





Has anyone had this problem and solved it in a humane way? I don't want to harm or torture my child, but I can't think of anything besides trying teethers. He's not a pacifier baby. he just never seemed interested, although I do have a couple that I have offered him to chew on.

What are some ways you have stopped your baby from biting?
My baby went through a biting phase too. We would put him down and say "no biting" and then pick him up and try again. After a few days he made the connection between biting and getting put down and the biting got way less frequent. Definitely work on a solution for the teething pain. The thing that worked best for us was ice water. My baby would drink it from my cup (with assistance) and it was fun practice with drinking from a cup and hydrating as well as a way to relieve his pain.





Just had another thought... To stop him from biting before he does it, maybe hand him a teething toy before handing him to someone or picking him up. Maybe if the teether is available he won't feel the need to bite the person carrying him.





Good luck! Hopefully you will find a great solution, but at worst, remember that this too shall pass. :)
Reply:its never to soon to tell him no bite! you dont have to be cruel about it just try to stop him and tell him no everytime he does it. when they are that young things have to be repeated over and over until they understand that it something they shouldn't be doing. Almost all babies go through this. Hang in there. Good luck
Reply:Hyland's Teething Tablets helped our son (and us) get through his teething. If you are not comfortable with this remedy, the following are some alternatives.





- cool spoon


- popsicle


- frozen bagel


- cold teething biscuits



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Few funny jokes for you!! star me if u think its funny?

Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet.





The nun who is driving says to the other, "Quick! Show him your cross."





So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Get off our f*cking car."

















A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.





She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.





After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.





When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?"





"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.





"We just love the chocolate around them."











What do you call 100 nuns in a shop? Virgin Megastore.

Few funny jokes for you!! star me if u think its funny?
funny huney xxx
Reply:SO FUNNY!!!!
Reply:The first 2 were pretty funny. And since you share your name with my Subaru Brat, you get a star.
Reply:erm not my type of jokes but good try
Reply:1st one stupid, 2nd one heard befor and kinda gross but funny, 3rd and 4th stupid. no star for you srry
Reply:I only liked the first one the others didnt really make me laugh. anyways here's a star for you!!!
Reply:didn't found them funny. sorry
Reply:Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! WOW! WOW! WOW! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Need I say More???
Reply:here's a star and a joke for u








Holy water


There were these three nuns who haven't EVER done anything bad. They wanted to know what it felt like to do something bad, so they told their priest about there situation. He told them to go out and do something bad, but make sure to come back and drink some holy water afterwards.


One hour later....


The first nun comes back shouting "Priest! Priest! I've done something really bad!"


"What did you do?"


"I stole a woman’s purse!"


"Drink some holy water and you will be forgiven"


She did what the priest said, and drank the water.


The 2 nun comes in shouting "Priest! Priest! I've done something really, really bad!"


"What did you do?"


"I set a house on fire!"


"Well, drink some holy water and you'll be forgiven"


She did what the priest said, and drank the water.


The third nun comes in from a room shouting "Priest! Priest! I've done something really, really, really bad!"


"What did you do?"


“I went pee in the holy water!"



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Merrick and other Anne Rice female characters?

can anyone tell me a bit about the female characters from Anne Rice's novels?


I am trying to name my 9 week old kitten (gray short hair tabby) and I've always loved The Vampire Chronicles. I haven't read all the books she's written but can anyone tell me about the different females? My kitten is all claws and teeth and is super cute and loving too...

Merrick and other Anne Rice female characters?
I love The Vampire Chronicles. Well, my fave would have to be Pandora. If I had a long haired Orange cat I would name her that, though she is of Roman Descent, she probably had brownish hair. Then, there is Akasha, the mother of all Vampires, very powerful and is borderline evil. Then there are the twins, Makare and Maharet, very wise creatures. Gabrielle is Lestat's mother. Those are the main, important female Vampire characters. There is also Bianca, who was a love interest to Armand, though she was never turned into a vampire, still a nice name. Good luck in naming the kitty!





Oh! I almost forgot Claudia, Lestat and Louis little charge. If you have a feisty kitty with a wicked (but cute) personality, that is the perfect name (if you wanna pick from the Chronicles.)
Reply:Akasha- Queen and Mother of all vampires, first vampire ever made, she is pure evil, former queen of Kemet, power hungry, nihilistic, dark, evil, and has a thing for bossing people around; especially the men. She is actually now a former queen of the damned.





Maharet- A witch sister girl who is one of the ancient vampires; also known as a Child of the Millennium, redhead and she is blind. Her eyes were taken from her by Akasha and she became a blind vampire after being turned by her twin sister Mekare. Maharet's sister Mekare is was one the base reasons why vampires were created. Maharet is quiet, compassionate; and she is the only ancient vampiress with an heiress.





Mekare- Mekare is Maharet's twin sister. She is mute, her tongue was taken by Akasha because she was a witch, as was her sister Maharet's eyes. Mekare is more of the wild one; she is the one who provoked the spirit Amel to come to the earthly plane and torture Akasha and her husband Enkil for imprisoning them because they were witches. Amel gets very pissed; goes crazy, kills Akasha and Enkil; then ultimately inhabits Akasha's body turning her into the first vampire. Mekare; a couple of thousand years later returns; mute; and eats Akasha's heart and brain; killing her once and for all. She then becomes the new queen of the damned, since she inhabits the ancient organs of the first one





Pandora- Pandora is only a few years older than Jesus Christ himself; born in the Roman Republic as Lydia, turned by the vampire Marius de Romanus who was born thirty years Before Christ. Pandora falls in love with Marius; and together they take care of Akasha and Enkil's bodies. Pandora is the quiet, loathing, depressed, yet an understanding vampiress. She ultimately accepts her invitation for death by Akasha; though she does not die. Pandora has a small lift with religion; and after Lestat comes back from seeing Jesus, hell, and heaven; she regrets not being there during the crucifixion since she was right around since her father was part of the Roman Senate. She wants to be a devoted Christian; and hopes to see what Lestat saw in Jesus, heaven, hell; and believe that three is a God and that a vampire’s soul can be redeemed.





Claudia- Claudia is the child doomed vampiress; turned when she was six years old by Lestat while dying in a hospital. Claudia is not her real name. Claudia is spoiled, ruthless, rude, and ultimately dark; though she does love and only her father. She is VERY stubborn; and will do absolutely anything to get what she wants; eventually leading her to her death at the end.





Bianca Solderini- Bianca is a beautiful, headstrong, young woman born in the 18th century. She became the attraction to two different vampires; Armand and Marius. She was turned into a vampiress my Marius after he was brutally attacked by the crazy satanic vampire named Santino who also kidnapped poor Armand. Bianca and Marius took care of Akasha and Enkil's body; after Pandora had left Marius. Bianca’s end is not clearly explained; and her last appearance was in Queen of the Damned.





Jessica Miriam Reeves (Jesse)- She is the heiress of Maharet and Khayman. She is soft, quiet, a little over thirty five, red haired; psychic before she was a vampire, and very caring. She is also a little nosy and very curious. She was part of the Talmasca, a union whom I call the "vampire killers because they're jealous," before she was turned by her ancestor Maharet after breaking her neck.





Merrick Mayfair- Merrick Mayfair is a seductive, manipulative, yet strong and caring witch who ached to be a vampire after being in the Talmasca and witnessing the understanding the vampire cult. She wanted to become one; so she put a spell on the former lover of Lestat, Louis; and seduced him into turning her into a vampire/witch. She's nice, but she can be quite seductive even when she doesn't want to be. She attracted dearest David Talbot too. Merrick died while saving another fellow vampire named Quinn, but went to heaven because of her good actions towards the helpless Tarquin Blackwood.





Rowan Mayfair- Rowan makes an appearance in two of the Vampire Chronicles; she is the head mother witch of the powerful Mayfair witches. She is "slightly" insane, because she is manipulative and does things other really don't want to do which are morally and ethically wrong, a "little" evil because she killed her own daughter, and the last lover of Lestat de Lioncourt. Well, last lover because the book series ended; but I'm sticking with Lestat/Louis forever mantra.





Mona Mayfair- Also known as the "wander slut." Mona also appears in only two Vampire Chronicles books. She is sexually adventurous, seductive, hungry, horny, a Mayfair witch, and was turned a vampire by Lestat when she was close to death by an unknown illness. Mona can carry a baby; and that baby will be a Taltos; a super human baby.








The end product; Maharet, Jesse, or Pandora would be great names for your cat.








Hope I helped :)



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What is happening to me?

This is literal, I dont want silly answers...I think im turning into a vampire, I constantly have...*cough* dreams...I want to drink blood, My friends leg was bleeding and she dared me to lick it and i did and it tasted good. I never sleep,ever and when i go out into the sun my skin burns and deteriorates...I dont know what to do...Im crying, very scared. My teeth hurt.

What is happening to me?
I suggest you go and see your doctor.
Reply:Go see a doctor and tell thim this SAME EXACTstory, i'm sure they have a solution to help you out... or you can pray.
Reply:go to the doctor sweetie!!!!!





serously!!!!
Reply:I think you may be low on B12. Take some multivitamins.
Reply:I think you need to wake up to reality and go to the doctor to get that checked out. Vampires are only in the movies so no i dont think your turning into a vampire...sometimes when you think something is happening your mind plays tricks with you, like you thinking blood taste good, so you'll automatically think that it's true.
Reply:Been watching any vampire movies, hearing about it on TV, odds are its in your head. Do you watch House? Well, a couple weeks ago, ONE man on a plane became sick, and soon half the plane began to show symptoms of a deadly disease. It turns out it was all in their heads, their brain was making them think they had caught the diease too. You need to convince yourself you're not a vampire, or go to your doctor.
Reply:I agree, talk to someone about how you are feeling, also, wouldn't hurt to have your blood checked, perhaps the need for blood tasting could be a lack of iron. Good luck.
Reply:see a doctor. or a psychologist. really.





oh!....and watch out for the bible bashing cross bearers....we don't want you to turn to ash now.
Reply:Your blood is probably low in iron. Try eating extra beef and fish. If that doesn't work, then go to a therapist--they can help you work this out.
Reply:I don't think you're becoming a vampire. But this is a bit unusual. Are you on any medications? Some meds make people much more sensitive to sunlight. Your teeth hurt, and you crave blood...I wonder if your body is trying to tell you that you desperately need certain things added to your diet. Do you eat a healthy, balanced diet? This could be physical, or emotional. Is there anything that's really bothering you right now? Even if it doesn't seem related, deep psychological issues can cause odd symptoms. Yes, you have to go to the doctor. And you have have to tell him/her all the symptoms: craving blood, sudden sensitivity to the sun, hurting teeth, sleep problems, etc. However, my advice is DO NOT mention anything about vampires. If you do, your doctor will probably immediately dismiss your symptoms as mental without properly eliminating physical possibilities first. Of course, be open to the possibility that you do have something psychological that needs to be dealt with. And please, do not lick anyone else's blood again! That could be very dangerous to your health. (Among other things.)
Reply:Hon, I personally think that that is a ridiculous thought I mean really do u actually think Vampires are real. Wake Up!!!!



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Help with puns for english class!???

We are learning about puns in english class and they are confusing!! A pun compacts two or more ideas within a single word or expression. Here are a few examples of puns so you can get the idea





1.) In a shoe store : Come in and have a fit.


2.) In a dentist's office : Always be true to your teeth or one day they will be floss to you.


3.) What's black and white and red allover? a newspaper


4.) naked grizzly : bare bear





Okay, so here are the ones I need help with!!


Midgets travel around the country on the short _______ .


Shoplifters are cursed with the gift of _______ .


Alimony is the high cost of ________ .


The vampire's favorite part of the highway : The main _______.


ostracized poet : ____ _____


female sheep utilize : _____ ____


young coal digger: _____ _____


correct ceremony : _____ ____


unadorned airliner : ____ ____





Thanks! Please no rude answers like "do it yourself" or whatever because I already tried to do it and it's really hard!! Thanks to those people who answer nicely! =)

Help with puns for english class!???
1.


2. grab


3. leaving


4. arteries


5. barred bard


6. ewes use


7. minor miner


8. right rite


9. plain plane
Reply:Shoplifters are cursed with the gift of GRAB.


That's the only one I can figure out. I'll keep trying.
Reply:1. Legs





And, for extra credit:


I had a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.


So, I bought a steel whistle, but steel it wooden whistle.


So, I bought a lead whistle, but steel, they wooden led me whistle.


So, I bought a tin whistle.


Now, I tin whistle!


(But give the "Best Answer to the first answer)
Reply:When you find out the answer to that first one, let us know! I have never heard of such an expression; and I have heard a lot of expressions in my fifty-odd years.
Reply:maybe #1 is the short-line railroad. you like in monopoly. i think thats wut that railroad is called =]
Reply:here's what I came up with:





female sheep utilize : ewes use


unadorned airliner : plain plane


young coal digger: minor miner


The vampire's favorite part of the highway : The main vein


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Reply:yes Rita got it in1- "on the short legs"





Otherwise Well Pun Team!
Reply:Midgets--short line


Vampire-main artery


female sheep-ewe used


unadorned airliner-plain plane





I think the Dentists office should be :Always be true to your teeth or one day they will be false to you.



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